Monday, December 16, 2013

Holiday Break, Hobbits, Khloe Kardashian, and Beyonce

Happy freaking holidays!  I'm free!!! How about you?  My greatest joy in the holiday season is getting a break from school.  Sad but true.  Now that I just gained about 10 lbs eating at holiday parties, it seems real. Now I can do what I want in my free time without feeling like I'm neglecting schoolwork.  First on the list, SLEEP!  Oh sleep how I've missed you!  I'll be able to nap on weekends guilt free (for a couple of weeks)!

Let's talk about pop culture!  I just saw that the second Hobbit movie is out.  I still haven't had the chance to see the 1st movie yet, but now I can catch up on both if I want!  Hooray!  Who likes these hobbit movies?  How do they compare with the Lord of the Rings series?  I think it's going to be weird watching this without Elijah Wood being in it, but there's still good old Gandalf the Grey and the elvish people.  Either way, the movies look cool so I want to see them.  Here's a cool preview

Sike!  Idk how cool it is because I didn't watch it since I haven't even seen the first movie.  But it seems cool, says sneak peak, someone let me know if this is a porn disguised as a Hobbit sneak peak ok?

Khloe Kardashian is getting divorced from Lamar Odom, for real now I guess.  No more trying to work it out.  That's what this E! news article said.  Khloe is my favorite of the Kardashians so this is unfortunate.  But for real, she definitely needs to divorce this Lamar Odom, because seriously, ain't nobody got time for druggies!  There was enough risk of him causing trouble (via cheating and whatnot) being that he's a sports player.  Not saying that he did cheat, but there's definitely a high chance with his travelling and being surrounded by groupies, which even without him cheating is enough stress on a relationship.  And now he's a drug addict on top of that?!  That's too much!    Especially since Khloe wants kids, like now.  No kid needs a drug addicted parent.  That's not fun and not safe.  Find a new dude Khloe.  Good luck, and good luck for Lamar getting clean, I hope he does because I loved the bromance between him and Rob.

Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom 

On another note, what is with Lamar's dopey smile?  Look, he does it in this picture too.

Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom

Who told him to smile like that?  Did he practice in the mirror like, "how should I smile for cameras from now on, I must become a pro (raises right side of mouth into a smile) that's it, nailed it!"  I'm going to need someone to tell him that no, that is not the money shot, stop half smiling, it's just not a good look.  We know he's a druggie and he comes out with these half smirk smiles, you're making yourself look guilty Lamar!  Anyone half smiling like that gotta be on something, looking like "I gotta secret, you'll never guess, heeheehee, don't I look cool with my secret". No! You don't look cool, you look ridiculous!  Stop that half smile!  Everyone picture this tall beanpole, all 6 foot 10 inches of him walking towards you with that half smile on his face, you'd run the other way right?

So Beyonce.  Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce.  Originally I was simply gonna mention that it's cool that she has a new album out.  But that was before I knew the whole story.  Beyonce announced and released an itunes only album, all in one day, and you can only buy the whole album, and it didn't even get leaked in advance. This right here is a business mastermind, I actually am bowing down to Beyonce and whoever on her team had this idea.  You go girl!!! No marketing necessary, simply clears throat and says, "I just put out an album, buy it now, B*tches."  You better WERK Beyonce, she does what she wants!  And had itunes shut down even, because of the traffic.  I'm not that great of a Beyonce fan, although I do like her music, but shoot, she just might become my idol doing some Boss type stuff like this.

Apparently this whole Beyonce album thing is such a big deal, there are stories on it EVERYWHERE, even Billboard and CNN.  Many people are mad that there was no warning about the album, but I'm glad.  I don't like waiting in anticipation.  If I hear about something that I'm interested in, I wanna just go get it now, not wait 3 months for the thing. 

Although I'm not the biggest fan of Beyonce, I have some friends that are.  Youtube friends!  Scott Hoying from Superfruit (and one of my favorite groups, Pentatonix) loves her, as does little baby bear Julianna (who's mom is Judy) from It's Judy Time and It's Judy's Life.  No they're aren't people that I actualy know, but I feel like I know them because I love their Youtube videos.  So I am happy for them about Beyonce from afar!

Here's Scott wearing the same shirt as Beyonce painting in his painting of her

This one includes a hilarious video sent to them by Beyonce

And then there's baby Julianna, who could only be consoled by Beyonce (to the point of it getting her on the news)

What are your thoughts about these topics?  Excited about something that's coming over holiday break?

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